Farmer Turns Bus Driver

 
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After many years of struggling to keep the farm, Mr. Jones has had to sell all but one horse and is on the verge of selling it all to a large scale real-estate developer. Out of desperation, he took a job at the Lens Flare Express to cart people back and forth between the Euphoria and Nirvanton. After a long day of driving, he finally returned home at dusk, but he wanted to properly remember his first day on the job so he grabbed his battery powered floodlight from the barn and hauled it over to the bus. After a couple of snapshots, he figured he better get the bus back to the station and headed out of there, careful not to drive into any ditches or anything that might pop a tire.

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Guest - Jun 11, 2004 07:13 PM EDT
Mr Jones thought for a moment then climbed back into the driver's seat on his bus. "We'll see about that, dang farm rustlin' cow-saddlin wannabees" he muttered, shifting the bus into first gear. "Those old boys better done look out cos I'm a gonna fetch me ma prize bull".
Guest - Jun 11, 2004 06:20 PM EDT
"What y'all doing with mah fence? I need ter get this here bus back to tha station before I get my butt whooped by the boss," said the bus driver. The cowboy nodded. "Mr. Jones, now I know you need to use this road, but it's not up to you any more. See, this road is privately owned and you'd be tresspassin' if you were to drive yer bus on it." Mr. Jones knew exactly who owned that road. It was Mr. Willey, the guy that wanted to buy his farm.
Guest - Jun 10, 2004 06:00 PM EDT
Unfortunately, Mr Jones found the road blocked at the gate. A bunch of rowdy cowboys had lassoed a couple of fence posts together. Mr Jones sat motionless in the Lens Flare Express and waited. The rowdiest cowboy climbed down off his cow, and swaggered across to the bus. "Howdy pardner", said the cowboy.

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